Day 91 - Frequently Asked Questions

Although the counter at the bottom of the screen would have you believe otherwise, this blog is rapidly becoming beloved and read by millions.

As such, I have decided to dedicate today's post to some frequently asked questions. And by 'frequent', I mean that the questions have been asked at least once. Ish.

Q. I thought that this was a blog about monkeys! Where are the posts on monkeys?
A. Well, I can see why you thought that, given the first two posts here and here. However, while this blog certainly has a pro-monkey agenda, it is not about monkeys. We here at 100 days (until I am 30) will endeavour to provide monkey-related content when appropriate, but no guarantees.

Q. What do you have against hippos?
A. I think this blog's pro-monkey, anti-hippo stance speaks for itself.

Q. Did you really meet Cameron from Ferris Bueller? Is the photo real?
A. Yes and yes. I do not have the Photoshop skills to fake it. Also, if you rang him and asked whether he met a guy with a beard when he was in Melbourne, I'm sure he would say yes. Or maybe he'd say "The police are tracing this call, freako." One of the two.

Q. Can I be in the scorching hot new drama serial, Mount Waverley 3149?
A. Yes, provided that you are (a) around 30 years old, give or take and (b) can convincingly play a teenager. For (b), I will accept anyone who can say "Fo' shizzle" with a straight face.

Q. Have you run out of posts already? Why the question and answer session?
A. This interview is over.